What is this drivel? And who does it come from?

There comes a time in everyone’s life when they feel they have to say things. This is my way of doing so.

Like most everyone in D.C., I am not from here but feel I belong here. I’m random, irreverent, volatile, quirky, geeky and many more things, yet I manage to keep it all under a veil of politeness and correctness, like most Washingtonians.

Also, like most Washingtonians, that veil ceases to exist during Happy Hour. Which will probably coincide with the timestamp of most posts here.